- Liquid Dehydration
- nuns with guns
- Omnicrom’s Bumpidy-Bump
- Asphyxiating Dentures of the Third Kind
- The Juice controls the media
- mushy barber
- Visible Queefs
- Brass Knuckles and 401Ks: The Walter Mathow Story
- Power Quilting
- Your parents are dead. 2pac dead, not dead dead
- What i wouldn’t give to do PCP with Huey Lewis
- making human play-doh spaghetti makers
- Dire Strait of Magellan
- pat says stuff the boing boing
- making bricks in the desert sun
- Consistently rubbing one out to Betty Boop
- Putting your drug dealer as the sole beneficiary on your life insurance plan
- Officer Chuckles’ Nipple Squeege
- Surgically damaging Gary Coleman’s voicebox so all he can say is “Dink.”
- the beating zoo
- oral mime
- homo-eroticketmaster
- sex inoffenders
- Applied Math AND BABES
- filling a CamelBak with bloody mary mix
- Handcrafting get-well-soon cards to Elijah Wood and then making him read them
- Dirty Nancy’s Hot Tub Emporium
- selena’s vascectomy
- A Tale of Two Porcupines
- Runningbacks with leprosy
- Mergile’s Acid Trip to Cosco
- Steve Buscemi and the Hendersons
- Flamboyant Sam and the Artificial Tracheae
- Wily Sanford and the Pica Muffin
- Muddy Water’s Cornmeal
- Distilled toddler infestation
- ernie tries too hard to impress the intramural girls
- moving the nation’s capital to Cheyenne, Wyoming