Disturbingly Random

  • Liquid Dehydration
  • nuns with guns
  • Omnicrom’s Bumpidy-Bump
  • Asphyxiating Dentures of the Third Kind
  • The Juice controls the media
  • mushy barber
  • Visible Queefs
  • Brass Knuckles and 401Ks: The Walter Mathow Story
  • Power Quilting
  • Your parents are dead. 2pac dead, not dead dead
  • What i wouldn’t give to do PCP with Huey Lewis
  • making human play-doh spaghetti makers
  • Dire Strait of Magellan
  • pat says stuff the boing boing
  • making bricks in the desert sun
  • Consistently rubbing one out to Betty Boop
  • Putting your drug dealer as the sole beneficiary on your life insurance plan
  • Officer Chuckles’ Nipple Squeege
  • Surgically damaging Gary Coleman’s voicebox so all he can say is “Dink.”
  • the beating zoo
  • oral mime
  • homo-eroticketmaster
  • sex inoffenders
  • Applied Math AND BABES
  • filling a CamelBak with bloody mary mix
  • Handcrafting get-well-soon cards to Elijah Wood and then making him read them
  • Dirty Nancy’s Hot Tub Emporium
  • selena’s vascectomy
  • A Tale of Two Porcupines
  • Runningbacks with leprosy
  • Mergile’s Acid Trip to Cosco
  • Steve Buscemi and the Hendersons
  • Flamboyant Sam and the Artificial Tracheae
  • Wily Sanford and the Pica Muffin
  • Muddy Water’s Cornmeal
  • Distilled toddler infestation
  • ernie tries too hard to impress the intramural girls
  • moving the nation’s capital to Cheyenne, Wyoming
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