- Making vinegar slushies
- milking cats
- Pubic Zirconium
- Thombrosis for Dumbies
- sensational buttons
- Salad Dressings R Us
- Steiner will hire a life caddy
- Sylvia Plath’s curly wool pie
- bamboo teeth; sustainable dentistry
- Bleu Cheese and Watermelon Pop Rocks Salad Dressing
- fashioning your entire wardrobe out of tree bark
- alto executioners
- Mary J. Bludgeon
- An above-ground pool filled with cranberry sauce
- vengeance of gandhi
- tying your wiener in a knot with another wiener
- Harboring uncertain feelings…and terrorists
- Satirical Comforting
- “pickle bumps”
- Craphole Tunnel Syndrome
- Standing ovulation
- Antonescu’s lollipops
- fierce nuggy breath
- Gertrude Stein and Those Other Faggots
- disposable housemaids
- Urethral Yeast
- Fictional obituaries
- Teargas Tuesdays at Hickory Creek Daycare
- King Henry takes lolcats up a notch
- rubber baby boner bumpers
- Lil’ Jon’s MesSkeet Skeet Skeet Barbeque Sauce
- Bojangles McGurgle Puss
- Whiskey Rick started it all
- Danny Devito’s skull just sang Wu Tang and won at beerpong
- ian’s meatball sandwich brigade
- pooping 17 times a day and thinking its perfectly natural
- Tony Little running into your window
- Kirby Puckett spraying gasoline out of his nose